Consider this your introduction forum.

I'm Glitter, the OG Glitter Fashist. I rule the internet with an iron (glittery pink, of course) fist and I'm sexy and I know it.

I like EA, glitter, sparkles, ea's boobies, ea's boobies covered in glitter and sparkles, bad grammatical puns, and tea (but only English Breakfast and things with mint). I do not like pants. Or assholes. Or certain people. Or republicans, but this isn't the blog for that. (Shakesville totes is, though.)

Feel free to suggest glittery sparkly emoticons for forums use.

Speaking of bad grammatical puns, why aren't sparkles sparkley???

With love from the Barracks for Wayward Glittorian Fashists,
-Glitter

So since this is an introduction thread: Who are you, dear Glitter?

Are you on the Asylum?

The Reform?

If so, who are you? Because it's driving me (and others) nuts trying to figure out if we know you and you're being sneaky, or if you're a new friend.

^YEAH, THAT